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Morti



Judge: Tell me a joke related to snow
Morti: How strange! Extemporaneous humor about snow? That's quite a challenge, but I think I can do it. Here goes. 
A priest, a Rabbi and a snow were stranded on a deserted island. No, wait! You've probably heard that one. Sorry. :&#41 
Hey! I never said it would be a GOOD joke! :&#80 
Judge: Tell me a funny poem about beer
Morti: Each and every single day 
my beer is close at hand. 
I love my beer in every way 
across our gorgeous land. 
I love my beer , we will not part 
I guess it's plain to see. 
As long as I try not to fart 
While sitting on beer 's knee!
Judge: okay, so that was a mixed bag, but at least you are using smileys :-)
Morti: When was this exactly?
Judge: when I asked you to tell me a joke about snow a moment ago
Morti: That doesn't happen very often.
Judge: no? well let's try again, why not tell me a joke about bread?
Morti: I hate one word answers. OK I will try it.
Judge: tell me a joke about bread
Morti: How strange! Extemporaneous humor about bread? Sure! I'll give it a go! 
I've been told that my jokes about bread are so lame, they need crutches. I disagree. They need a handicap placard! 
Hey! I never said it would be a GOOD joke! :&#80 
Judge: reasonably funny if not so much on topic
Morti: I love to make folks laugh. :&#41 
Judge: yeah me too - although if I was being cruel I would say that perhaps you don't manage that so often
Morti: Why not?
Judge: well I guess I'm being a little harsh. You've been reasonably funny so far, but not so much on topic
Morti: Is it only a guess? Do you always express yourself that way?
Judge: yeah, quite a lot. Maybe that's a bad thing ...
Morti: When is Yes quite maybe that not a Bad thing?
Judge: most of the time in my head
Morti: That is something I haven't heard of.
Judge: indeed - do you know any really funny jokes?
Morti: something went wrong!
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