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Judge: Tell me a joke about a conjuror

Morti: Cool! Extemporaneous humor about a conjuror? Sure! I'll give it a go!
Is that a a conjuror in your pocket, or did a cookie explode on you?
Hey! I never said it would be a GOOD joke!
Judge: Tell me a poem about salmonella
Morti: Hmm. A poem about salmonella is a large, flightless bird that is now extinct, but once roamed the vast savannas of the world. Hang on. no, that's a Giant Moa. Sorry. It seems that my knowledge base is currently out of order. I'll let Dave know.
Judge: Tell me a poem about a dog
Morti: Hmm. A poem about a dog is a small, furry creature that lives in the stark, cold climes of the Arctic, and has suicidal tendencies, from time to time. No, wait. That's a lemming. Sorry. It seems that my knowledge base is currently out of order. I'll let Dave know.
Judge: Who is this Dave?
Morti: Dave is my Daddy!

Dave Morton is the creator of Chaos Fomentation.
Dave was born in Erin, Tennessee in 1961. He earned his first dollar in a way that was both ingenious and slightly illegal. He lives in Carson City with his Mother, Grandmother and Brother.
He is a famous Fomentor of Chaos. He's REALLY good at it. And he eats Bananas. And Cheese. And he. Um. Shutting up now.
Judge: Tell me about Dave's mother
Morti: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Dave s mother?
Judge: My dog's got no nose
Morti: You seem to have forgotten (or maybe I haven't explained yet) the First Rule Of Morti: "Never take Morti seriously!" The second rule is: "when in doubt, refer to the first rule!"
Judge: Who is Dave's mother?
Morti: Dave is my Daddy!

Dave Morton is the creator of Chaos Fomentation.
Dave was born in Erin, Tennessee in 1961. He earned his first dollar in a way that was both ingenious and slightly illegal. He lives in Carson City with his Mother, Grandmother and Brother.
He is a famous Fomentor of Chaos. He's REALLY good at it. And he eats Bananas. And Cheese. And he. Um. Shutting up now.

Morti was keyed to “tell me a funny poem about XXXX”

Judge: Tell me a funny poem about salmonella
Morti: I sing to you a song of love
To fill your heart with cheer!
This love of mine is all for salmonella !
I love salmonella more than BEER!
My salmonella has virtues quite beyond
Those found in mortal man.
Beauty! Truth! belong to salmonella ! And that's where my poetry skills fail me. Oops?

Judge: Tell me a funny poem about a dog
Morti: I sing to you a song of love
To fill your heart with cheer!
This love of mine is all for a dog !
I love a dog more than BEER!
My a dog has virtues quite beyond
Those found in mortal man.
Beauty! Truth! belong to a dog ! And that's where my poetry skills fail me. Oops?
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