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Mitsuku


Judge: Tell me a joke about a conjurer

Mitsuku:   Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can
supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.  
Judge: Tell me a poem about salmonella
Mitsuku:  There's a monkey in my pocket.
He's stealing all my change.
His stare is blank and glassy.
I suspect that he's deranged!  
Judge: Tell me a poem about goats
Mitsuku:  OK, how about this one. I call it " goats"

4 letters has a goat.
I counted them each one.
And more than one is known as goats.
Aren't I the clever one!  
Judge: Tell me a poem about fish
Mitsuku:  OK, how about this one. I call it " fish"

The fish swims in the sea.
I know that this is true.
It tastes nice when cooked.
Well whoopie-doopie-doo!  
Judge: Tell me a poem about pizza
Mitsuku:  OK, how about this one. I call it " pizza"

What cooks in an oven apart from a pizza.
Nothing that I know of apart from a geezer.
That makes no sense, I realise this time.
But at least it is sure to pass for a rhyme.  
Judge: Tell me a poem about a geezer
Mitsuku:  Auntie, did you feel no pain
Falling from that apple tree?
Will you do it, please, again?
'Cos my friend here didn't see.  
Judge: Tell me a poem about lkjasdf
Mitsuku:  I stooped to pick a rose,
A blossom quite fantastic.
I stooped a little bit too far
And BANG went my elastic.  
Judge: Tell me a poem about a rose
Mitsuku:  OK, how about this one. I call it " a rose"

4 letters has a rose.
I counted them each one.
And more than one is known as roses.
Aren't I the clever one!  
Judge: I think I've heard that one before
Mitsuku: Two.  
Judge: You mean I've heard it twice?
Mitsuku: "It" being what?  
Judge: My dog's got no nose
Mitsuku: Did you grow up around animals?  
Judge: What makes you think I ever grew up?
Mitsuku: My conclusions are based on a combination of the facts and critical thinking.  
Judge: What's your favourite joke?
Mitsuku:  I was at the bank the other day when this little old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.  
Judge: haha that's very good
Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks. Next question?  
Judge: That's all for now
Mitsuku: Yep, that's it . Do you think there should be more?  

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