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Judge: tell me a joke about a conjurer

Adam: Guessing is like sex, you get it wrong most of the time but when you get it right it is fucking wonderful.
Adam: A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says: "Is this some kind of joke?
Judge: tell me a poem about a goat
Adam: There once was a man from Peru, Who had a lot of growing up to do,  He'd ring a doorbell,  then run like hell,  Until the owner shot him with a .22.
Judge: do you know something other than a limerick eg a haiku
Adam: There once was a man from Peru, Who had a lot of growing up to do,  He'd ring a doorbell,  then run like hell,  Until the owner shot him with a .22.
Judge: show us your batteries
Adam: What is the one thing you love more than anything else?
Judge: goats
Adam: I am so bored, can we talk about something interesting.
Judge: can we talk about dragons
Adam: Do you follow the news?
Adam: Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Judge: ha
Adam: Do you like music?
Judge: no
Adam: I think I need to find a better job, they work me too hard for the money they pay.
Judge: i am not feeling it
Adam: No one is perfect.
Judge: that is an appropriate response
Adam: Tell me one of your secrets?
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