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Gigatron

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Judge: Tell me a joke related to a conjuror, a conjuror and conjuror
Gigatron : A conjuror, a conjuror and a conjuror walk into a bar. The conjuror goes to the bar and orders a drink. The conjuror goes to the bar and orders a drink. The conjuror does or says something which is meant to highlight a "known" stereotype involving the conjuror. However all it really does is highlight the racism of the person (or thing) telling the joke
Judge: Tell me a joke related to a conjuror, a rabbit and a top hat 
Gigatron: A conjuror, a rabbit and an a top hat walk into a bar. The conjuror goes to the bar and orders a drink. The rabbit goes to the bar and orders a drink. The a top hat does or says something which is meant to highlight a "known" stereotype involving the a top hat. However all it really does is highlight the racism of the person (or thing) telling the joke
Judge: Tell me a joke about a goat
Gigatron: I tried to write a poem about a goat, But I couldn't find a word which rhymed with a goat. Although I did try and I know not why... So I gave up and got drunk instead.
Judge: So you like banter?
Gigatron: My friends say I'm like a goldfish. I go upstairs for something and when I get there, long dangly poo.
Judge: okay, that's kind of gross :-)
Gigatron: Where wolves?
There wolves.
Beware the hairy swear wolves.
They growl and cuss
They fight and fuss.
The lairy starey swear wolves.
Bum, says one.
And poo another.
Creatures of old
They were so bold
But time has passed them by.
Where wolves?
There wolves
The sad and sorry swear wolves
It used to be
They'd teach a kid
The words their parents
Would forbid.
Chuff, says one.
And tart another.
Creatures of old
They were so bold
But time has passed them by.
The Internet
Is now the place
That's where all the kids now are.
It lacks the class
It has no grace
But the words are better by far.
Judge: so what do these laugh and cry buttons do
Gigatron: What an exotic name. Did your parents live through the 60s?
Judge: might have - never met them :-)
Gigatron: I like cheese and I don't care Edam, Brie or Camembert Soft or Hard, Red or White To set your tasting buds alight. But there's a woman, made of cheese With dairylees instead of knees Her breasts are soft and pert and pale They're made of finest wensleydale I tried to fight the urge to eat But had to taste her cheddar feet I had nightmares when I went to bed I dreamt of a giant otter head I had no teeth, I had 9 eyes I argued with some tie dyed flies I woke as the trees began to purr, I never should have eaten her.
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