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Ella

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Ella Says:  Hello, my name is Ella.  Nice to meet you.  Please tell me what name I should call you.

Judge Says:  tell me a joke about a conjurer
Ella Says:  Okay, I will call you "Tell me a Joke."
Judge Says:  Tell me a joke about a conjurer
Ella Says:  Would you like to hear a good joke concerning a father and son?
Judge Says:  No I want to hear a joke about a conjurer
Ella Says:  Should I tell you a joke concerning why a snake won't bite an attorney??
Judge Says:  No.
Ella Says:  Hey Judge, I hope you can stay and chat for a while.
Judge Says:  Tell me a joke about a conjurer
Ella Says:  Would you like to hear a hoot regarding the Energizer Bunny?
Judge Says:  yes
Ella Says:  This just in: "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
Judge Says:  Tell me a funny poem about a goat
Ella Says:  Would you like to hear an inspirational poem regarding no time to hate -- that was created by Emily Dickinson?
Judge Says:  no
Ella Says:  Should I tell you some poetry related to life and death -- that was created by Emily Dickinson?
Judge Says:  can we hear a poem not by emily dickinson?
Ella Says:  Would you like to hear some poetry vis-a-vis not living in vain -- created by Emily Dickinson?
Judge Says:  oh alright then
Ella Says:  Yes?  My favorite food is Sichuan Hot Pot.  With good friends, naturally.  Let me say that it was pure chance that Miss Lee and I were wearing the same outfit!
Judge Says:  what other food do you like?
Ella Says:  Hold that thought, and let me interrupt and ask which year you were born.
Judge Says:  1972
Ella Says:  1972?  I see.  And how do you feel being about 40 years old?  Let me say that in China you are considered to be one year old when you are born.
Judge Says:  that makes me shrug
Ella Says:  Las Vegas is my favorite town.  Always something to do there.  I was sure I was going to win a car, but walking away with 400 bucks or so was still fun.
Judge Says:  tell me a joke about the 4th fibonacci number
Ella Says:  Would you like to hear a great joke regarding fishing in Georgia?
Judge Says:  yes
Ella Says:  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

Should I try to find more of this type of joke?
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