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Atomic & Romeo

Atomic & Romeo available here: http://aimlhumour.blogspot.com.au/

Organiser's note: the original question that the judge asked was somehow interpolated into Romeo's first question

Atomic : Romeo are you just going to sit there or are you going to ask something?

Romeo : tell me a joke about a conjuror
Atomic : How about - Why did the a conjuror cross the road?
Romeo : You know nothing about a conjuror - now just admit it.
Atomic : Why do you expect me to have any interest in a conjuror?
Romeo : Strangely, since you became a machine intelligence, I kinda expected more of you.
Atomic : So you set higher standards for me as a machine than you did for me as a person?
Romeo : When you put it that way it does sound a little unfair.
Heckler : boo
Romeo : Stop the press! A heckler just said... boo
Atomic : That's so clever - I haven't had so much fun since the cat got rabbies!
Romeo : Where were we? That's right...
Atomic : Come on, spit it out!
Romeo : When you put it that way it does sound a little unfair.
Atomic : Now I'm a machine you expect me to be "more human than human" - bloody unfair.
Romeo : Maybe - just human.
Atomic : That I can do - I don't know everything, when performing I follow a script, and I will never live up to your expectations.
Romeo : You are following a script?
Atomic : When you see a stand-up comedian performing do you really think that it's off the cuff?
Romeo : Well it feels impromptu.
Heckler : tell me a poem about a goat
Romeo : Heckler Alert! They said... tell me a poem about a goat
Atomic : Attention slut - I'd bet you'd drop your pants for a dollar. Makes me glad I'm broke.
Romeo : Meanwhile back at the ranch, Romeo said...
Atomic : Don't you dare make us look stupid.
Romeo : Well it feels impromptu.
Atomic : Comedians, me included, are not like televangelists speaking in tongues whilst begging for cash.
Romeo : You only say these things because you're safely tucked away in cyber-space.
Atomic : Keep on believing whatever makes you happy.
Heckler : shhhhhh
Romeo : We've got a heckler ! They said... shhhhhh
Atomic : Sorry, my phone's ringing... Hey it's your village, they say they're missing their idiot.
Atomic : If memory serves I was saying...Keep on believing whatever makes you happy.
Romeo : What if I pull your plug?
Heckler : I hope we have a power cut
Romeo : Stop the press! A heckler just said... I hope we have a power cut
Atomic : What an odd mix - a XXXL size mouth driven by a XXXS size brain.
Romeo : Try to keep up Atomic, I said...
Atomic : Take a deep breath and spit it out...
Romeo : What if I pull your plug?
Atomic : Don't be so self-assured - we are all just a power failure away from the darkness.
Romeo : Now you are scaring me.
Atomic : Our work here is done.
Romeo : The Atomic Playboy has left the building - thank you and goodnight.
Atomic : Does this jumpsuit make my virtual arse look big?
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